It’s awfully dark at 3 a.m., but there you were, wide awake.

The invitation said “black tie only,” and you know what that means.

It was supposed to be a nice night out.

“Dear loved ones...”

You couldn’t hide, even if you wanted to.

The music really starts you up.

Dad used to pride himself on being handy.

The carpet in your living room is brown.

So you just received a million dollars.

You’d need that pin to get in.

The storm’s a-coming.

That little face holds so much expectation.

You’ve been best friends for ages — forever. Long enough to know your buddy like you know yourself, long enough to trust and be trusted.

Turn it up.

Stand by your man.

Your last regular paycheck has come and gone.

Save the Earth!

Great-Grandpa would think you were crazy.

Getting old ain’t for sissies.

You know what you did two summers ago.